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Novelty Christmas face masks are going to be a thing, aren’t they? Sigh.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 7, 2020

We regret to inform you they have become a thing. https://t.co/nGGm6LMher

— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 7, 2020

Game On!! pic.twitter.com/KkY5juOihh

— Vernon Kay (@vernonkay) December 7, 2020

How come when fish cross an imaginary line they become OUR fish, but when people do the same they don't become OUR people?

— Peter (@BlackRyu82) December 6, 2020

You wouldn't be nearly as scared of the government tracking you with a vaccine, if you knew how hard it was to see an x-ray from another hospital.

— Surgical SHO CT BNO (@AbdoPainHotline) December 7, 2020

William Shakespeare walks into a bar in Tier 3: “You’re Bard!” https://t.co/dlwsKAu3DS

— Jack Palmer-White (@jackpalmerwhite) December 8, 2020

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds. pic.twitter.com/v1jvCTNMmK

— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 5, 2020

The whole of Britain now trying to think of Shakespeare vaccine puns, but we all only know the one play we had to do for O level.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 8, 2020

I call this one: Britain. pic.twitter.com/V0s2WDOk1J

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 7, 2020

It’s taken me about 28 years! Certainly wasn’t meaning to guilt anyone. https://t.co/OLwXkvDM0T

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) December 9, 2020

Almost exactly one year apart.

Happy anniversary! pic.twitter.com/j5k4disLtJ

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 9, 2020

We are in 2020 and these people are living in 3020.
pic.twitter.com/KPoBKJvbZr

— Icecream Baba (@vichupedia) April 22, 2020

We're all living in 2020, this guy is living in 3020… pic.twitter.com/BA2rqCyoVQ

— LADbible (@ladbible) October 19, 2020

Some people are already in 3020 pic.twitter.com/MTy7TVNrkM

— The Hood Senje 🤗 (@Miss_Khaimia) March 5, 2020

China no está en 2020, está en el 3020 😮😮😮 https://t.co/0Kh0RxfOZ7

— Sopitas (@sopitas) January 1, 2020

This Legend is already living in 3020😂🙌 pic.twitter.com/fn6Y9e50SR

— BIG DADDY (@bigdaddyvinz) May 18, 2020

well, she's not named taylor slow

— Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible) December 10, 2020

No deal would be fantastic, and that’s why I’ve been fleeing to the EU and begging Merkel for a call. https://t.co/KJRufraAxe

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 11, 2020

Disenchanted, a sequel to the hit film Enchanted, will stream exclusively on @DisneyPlus. Amy Adams returns for more fantastical fun as Giselle! 👑

— Disney (@Disney) December 11, 2020

I see we’re finally at the “but what is food anyway” stage of Brexit pic.twitter.com/2SMvrLWM7o

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 11, 2020

annual reminder of my sister saying about Christmas “two weeks today it’ll all be over” that’s the spirit!

— nick grimshaw (@grimmers) December 12, 2020

I don’t even like insulin that much anyway https://t.co/mUme10riSw

— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) December 10, 2020

Is there a hashtag or, christ, ANYthing we can do or tweet so our EU twitter neighbours know most of us over here in the UK are deeply ashamed & embarrassed by @borisjohnson & our government, & don’t want ANY of this 😔😣😡🤬 #WeLoveEU

— Susy Kane (@kusysane) December 12, 2020

It’s been four years since I received this anonymous fake court summons to my work place and I still to this day do not know who did it pic.twitter.com/XqOReBVJ4K

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) December 12, 2020